The questions
- 1
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
- Because it hates cake
- Because it was already stuffed
- Because it was asleep
- Because it was on a diet
Answer: Because it was already stuffed
- 2
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- A blind fish
- A fsh
- A shark
- Nemo
Answer: A fsh
- 3
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
- Because it has no legs
- Because it's broken
- Because it's lazy
- Because it's two-tired
Answer: Because it's two-tired
- 4
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
- A bed-o-saurus
- A dino-snore
- A lazy lizard
- A sleepy rex
Answer: A dino-snore
- 5
Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because he was hungry
- Because it was chocolate
- Because the dog was busy
- Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
- 6
What has ears but cannot hear?
- A cornfield
- A rabbit
- A river
- A trumpet
Answer: A cornfield
- 7
Why was the math book sad?
- Because it had too many problems
- Because it lost its cover
- Because it was old
- Because nobody read it
Answer: Because it had too many problems
- 8
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- A polar bear
- A soft bear
- A teddy
Answer: A gummy bear
- 9
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he scared all the crows
- Because he smiled
- Because he was outstanding in his field
- Because he was tall
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field
- 10
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Blue cheese
- Nacho cheese
- Stolen cheese
- Swiss cheese
Answer: Nacho cheese
- 11
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- They can't talk
- They'd crack each other up
- They're boiled
- They're too shy
Answer: They'd crack each other up
- 12
What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Hello sand
- Nothing, it just waved
- See you at high tide
- You're salty
Answer: Nothing, it just waved
- 13
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- Because it broke
- Because it felt crummy
- Because it had chips
- Because it was burnt
Answer: Because it felt crummy
- 14
What do you call a cow with no legs?
- A lazy cow
- A milk bottle
- A sitting cow
- Ground beef
Answer: Ground beef
- 15
Why do bees have sticky hair?
- Because it rains
- Because they fly fast
- Because they love jam
- Because they use honeycombs
Answer: Because they use honeycombs
- 16
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
- A baby tree
- A palm tree
- A pine tree
- An oak tree
Answer: A palm tree
- 17
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers?
- Because he likes fashion
- Because he's messy
- Because it was raining
- In case he got a hole in one
Answer: In case he got a hole in one
- 18
What do you call a dog magician?
- A dogician
- A hot dog
- A labracadabrador
- A wizard pup
Answer: A labracadabrador
- 19
What do elves learn at school?
- Elf maths
- Magic
- The elf-abet
- Toy-making
Answer: The elf-abet
- 20
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
- Because it fell
- Because it had a virus
- Because it was hot
- Because it was tired
Answer: Because it had a virus
